You're just showing us your mild-mannered alter-ego. Who are you really? What's your name when you're wearing the cape and costume? What kind of radioactive animal/meteorite/food eaten past the expiration date gave you your superpowers? What are your superpowers anyway? Do you have any cool weapons? And who is your arch-nemesis?
Remember, folks: DorkGirl is taken.
my super power is to help people recall their most vivid memories... and do you recall the most famous raindeer of all..? stuff like that.. also can see into the past... and owns a time machine that can take you one second into the past... the past... the past... over and over again. I can make you famous by increments and installments my dad used to say all you need to be rich and famous is money and publicity. I can name fifty cities that aren't the capitols of any of the states in america. I can look in the mirror and tell when I'm being unkind to the truth. If someone is shooting at me I can usually guess why.
I can give myself a migraine headache. I can trip a person standing at the top of an up escalator in a manner whereby the victim will fall down the stairs eternally. I can set fire to wet wood using only gasoline and railroad flares. I can fold clothing so small it leaves this region of space time and is reported: lost/found/impounded/tranvestitized/out-of-fashion/now-back-in-style/nylon/spandex/cotton/fabric of our lives/don't you look good in that/sorry that's my bag... on a luggage carosel near Andromeda. I can (sometimes) get my wife to smile (think that's easy you try it...) Last power... I can open tomato soup and not concern myself about the little bit that adheres to the lid.
thanks tom
Posted by: smith at July 7, 2002 01:57 PMMy "handle" in the 60s was Virgin Mary. (My first name IS actually Mary). Technically, I was so good at it, I should have been dubbed SUPER Virgin Mary!
Hey, this was no easy feat during THE Sexual Revolution. One must take into account that the widely accepted definition of "sex" and "virgin" has changed dramatically, though. Under the same conditions (and persons)today, I might be referred to as Super Slut... or Super Satisfier... or Super &G5$5##2@! Teaser, depending on whether you feel lucky, punk *S*...
Well, DO you?
Posted by: (Mary) Jane at July 7, 2002 04:43 PMI AM SELF-PROCLAIMED GREEK GOD OF CYBERSPACE
(Even though I'm not greek... minor technicality, please ignore)
My powers include, but are not limited to, the ability to surf my way to the Four Corners of Cyberspace.
My weaknesses include Pop-Up ads and.... ***GASP*** MACINTOSH COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Pollux at July 7, 2002 10:42 PMName: Victor-Gavroche
Origin: Watched a highly radioactive production of Les Miserables on Broadway in 1988...became posessed by the spirit of Victor Hugo. Have never been the same since.
SuperPowers: I am actually two superheros in one. As Gavroche, people from all over the world come to me for answers to questions about the spirit who posesses me -- even though my non-superhero-profession is "computer programmer" . Gavroche has been interviewed in newspapers, and on radio shows. Victor is the living personification of the once dead author. Few ever get to see him.
Cool Weapons: Poetry, HTML
Arch Nemesis: Hollywood -- always mutilating great works of literature
Sidekick: Drew Barrymore, if I can convince her to join up with me. (Yes, I know she is a part of Hollywood...but everyone knows Batman was in love with Catwoman...)
Picture of Victor:
Faster than a speeding spermdrop,
more powerful than a pounding jackhammer,
able to leap tall groupies in a single bound,
it's superstar!!!!!
Yes, Superstar; who disguised as mild mannered Greg DeClue fights a never ending battle for sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Born in a brothel, he was infected by a radioactive crab: giving him various powers such as shattering concrete with a single twang of his guitar, can render an audience unconscious with a single hip gyation, and able to fly higher than a rocket ship.
He spends his time converting women to the right way of life as he continually fights off the pigs of establishment.